Paul Hannon is a charismatic, experienced and all round great guy to have at your function. He can MC, host corporate events and play a well known, and entertaining variety of music. This is the bio we would write, but in true Paul Hannon fashion, here is a self written bio to give you a giggle.
In the late 70’s government scientists working in a secret underground bunker sought to create a new breed of super DJ.
They combined subsonic bass, high torque electric motors & synthesizer riffs captured from a downed alien spacecraft. They then bombarded this combination with gamma radiation. When the smoke cleared and the radiation lowered to a safe level they opened the chamber to inspect their creation… they could not believe their eyes, there before them stood, Paul Hannon!
Something had gone terribly wrong, but their collective gasps were drowned out as the monster dropped its first tune; “Rock me Amadeus” and destroyed the test dance floor. His selections were better than anyone could have foreseen and the poor souls who were in the building that day were crushed to death in the mad rush that followed to book Paul for their weddings, corporate functions & product launches.
Thought lost for decades, rumour has it that Paul can still be heard playing other peoples music for money
** Paul is currently having a DJ hiatus, to focus on MC’ing
